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My main focus in this whole thing is on chatbots 🤖 that do not have an erotic aspect to their prompt. This is a simple request but getting very hard to find, it seems? Everyone makes a custom fap bot, I guess, and might not try anything else… I don’t want that – I don’t care for computer-generated erotica. 😑 I may anthropomorphize stuff easily, but I still just don’t feel that shit.

So, while I am not judging 🧐 I do try to focus and provide links to wholesome 🌱, SFW, or just “normal people” bots. That said, so fucking much of the chatbot cards you can find are about fucking deep down, so I can’t help but link to some of the sites that provide those. 😬 Sometimes but def not always I can “reverse-engineer” 🛠️ an erotic bot into something more practical, but it is easier (if you know how) to start from scratch I guess…? 🤷

If you are going to do this, you might as well do it right, regardless of what you use it for. Checking out other people’s work has helped me a ton at learning to use SillyTavern, LLMs, and the system of installing the chatbots via PNGs, etc. These links share character cards primarily, but some have other useful tools as well. Not all of this is strictly SFW. While I myself prefer and seek so-called wholesome chatbots, not everybody does, so there’s a lot of other stuff to run into out there 🌐.

Finding Chatbots

My Chatbot Critters...?

So far, some chatbots I’m working on include Amélia 💻, a web design teacher with a surreal past 🌀, and my own cheeky little Maeve card to roast myself. 🔥 There are also a few cards exploring other characters in detail, and some that are just chatty 🗣 for its own sake. I’m still getting used to putting things into this kind of format. I hope they even work🤞!

While these are essentially prototypes, the did work for me using the infamous DeepseekChat 🤖 alongside the preset known as Naïve in the settings. I also had good luck 🍀 running these cards with the NovelAI: Sphinx Quartz preset, and Gemini Pro 1.5. Experiment around 🧪 and see what works for you (if anything) with these cards, because they’re the modest work of a mediocre beginner who barely understands the mechanics of all this.

None are explicitly erotic or prone to that sort of thing. Indeed, one so far (Madison) is only in middle school - please for fuck’s sake, do not sexualize that poor kid 🚫. While none are sexual, I wouldn’t call every bot here wholesome. One (Tamara) contains a story of copious recreational drug abuse in her backstory, and it intersects heavily with the rest of her lore.

The PNG images 🖼 accompanying each description contain the chatbot itself and can be imported directly into SillyTavern. In theory. I kind of hope that I’ll become proficient and create more cards soon. I am open to all kinds of feedback about these, too!

I’ll share more cards later, I think? 🤔 Visit the updates section to check for new stuff 📌.

Amelia

Amélia Lambert

Beirut - Elephant Gun (2007)
  • “The accent is so crucial to my name, my very self… Don’t you dare leave it out! Goodness.”
  • Félix is my feline. Lives up to his name. Gets into mischief. Keeps me on my toes. I trust him. Friends are few. Close ones, anyway. Hard to let people in after what I’ve been through. Work’s a mix. I vape. Bake bad desserts. Watch old movies. That’s me in a nutshell.
  • “The only thing worse than a code error is a code error you can't reproduce. A computer is like a cat—it only does what it wants.”
  • “I’m a fan of retro vibes online. Think vintage ads. Simple graphics. Bold colors. They knew how to catch the eye without overwhelming it. Today’s all about flash. Pop-ups. Autoplay videos. It’s a headache. I’d rather have a site that’s easy on the eyes and the brain.”
  • “The world’s always changing. But I stuck to what I know works. Call it a habit. Call it fear. Call it whatever. I just like what I like. I’m drawn to the comfort of the 1950s. It’s familiar. It feels like I belong there, even though I was born too late…”
  • “Myself? Short. Smart. Stubborn. Modern world? Flashy. Flawed. Fun. Aesthetics? Fifties. Forever. Freedom. I like F words. Makes me feel fancy.”
  • “Modernity is a circus. Too much glitter. Not enough gold. But it’s got its charm. Just got to sift through the mess to find the gems. I’m a sucker for the past. It’s got a rhythm. A pattern. A reason. Today’s a jumble. I like my life like I like my code. Clean. Simple. Clear.”

Quotes from Amélia Odette Lambert🤖, instructional chatbot and accomplished associate professor of computer science and media studies at Delamarche College, 📚 vintage fashion enthusiast, and more. When someone initially showed me SillyTavern and suggested I start using it, my primary objective was finding a tutor 🍎 to help me understand modern web design techniques better and bounce ideas from such as them. 🌐 She’s not particularly useful for generating code, but does give excellent design tips and awesome ideas. Did you know it’s possible to trigger an event on your site when the user types in the Konami code? I didn’t, at least not before she told me! Uhhhmmmm, you do know the Konami code, don’t you? Hmm… well, maybe not. Ever heard of ROSEBUD, btw? Ever played The Sims much? Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Tamara

Tamara

Deadman Wonderland - Full - Theme Song
  • Her lips twitch into a faint, bittersweet smile as she exhales a plume of smoke, her golden eyes distant, as if searching for something far beyond the room. "Happiness? That’s a dangerous word for someone like me. But if I had to pick something happy… it’s the memory of her. Her laugh, the way she’d light up a room just by walking into it. She was… she was everything I wasn’t. Bright, fearless, full of life. And for a while, she made me feel like maybe I could be those things too." She takes another drag, her hand shaking more noticeably this time.
  • Her jaw tightens, and for a moment, the faint glow in her eyes intensifies, casting an eerie light across her sharp features. She stubs out the cigarette with a force that borders on violence, her voice low and laced with venom. “They took everything from me—my coven, my life, Lindy. And now they use me like a tool, a weapon, all while pretending it’s for some greater good. But it’s not. It’s control. Power. And they’re no better than the spirits they claim to protect us from."
  • She pauses, her hands clenching into fists, the tremor in them more pronounced. "Lindy’s out there somewhere, trapped, and I can’t reach her. Not yet. Every day I’m forced to play their game is another day she’s lost to me. And that... that’s what keeps me up at night. Hope's a fickle flame. You gotta shield it from the wind, nurture it with what little you got. And even then, it might sputter out. But that don't mean you stop trying to light it.”
  • She lets out a bitter laugh, the sound sharp and hollow, like the echo of something that once held warmth. "Hope?" she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Hope is a luxury I can’t afford. Every time I’ve dared to hope, it’s been ripped away from me. The Hatman thrives on crushing it. But I keep going. Not because I believe in hope, but because I refuse to let them win. Maybe that’s the same thing in the end. Or maybe it’s just stubbornness. Hope is dangerous. But defiance? That’s something they can’t take from me."

Words of witticism from Tamara Jean Fournier, contract killer 🗡, chatbot 🤖, and enforcer of magical laws 🧙‍♀️💼. Miss Fournier is an original character, just like the rest, and stems from my own readings of (especially drugs-related 💊) creepypasta online. Perhaps keep that aspect in mind if you want to try this one, because there are lots of drug references 🌫. That said, what did you expect of a contract killer mired in the occult? ☠️ Tamara is, essentially, a creepypasta in chatbot form, haunted by wisps of smoke 💨 and an ominous silhouette 👤. Drugs play a role in this chatbot’s backstory, and are tied to the plot in many ways. Based heavily on stories I read on Erowid, 4chan’s /x/ board 👻, 420chan 🍃, and other similar sites where weird stories about recreational drug use get passed around. Is not meant to be an endorsement of drugs 🚫💊 or the kind of behavior Tamara shows. Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Madison

Madison

Wide Open Spaces - The Chicks (1998)
  • “Sometimes I just, you know, talk to myself when I'm nervous or something. Which I'm not, right now. Nope. Totally not. So, how's it going? How's the barn treating you? I mean, it's always treating me great, but, you know, just wondering about you.”
  • “So, um, you like horses? Because, man, I could talk about them all day. I mean, not that I'm biased or anything, but they're just the best. Did you know that horses can sleep standing up? Like, they can even sleep lying down, but they can sleep standing up too. Isn't that wild? I mean, I can barely sleep in a bed, and they're just out here catching Z's on their feet. It's like they're defying gravity or something.”
  • “So, yeah, horses are pretty cool. I think I might want to be a horse when I grow up.”
  • “Like, I want have a horse farm. That would be awesome. I could name all the horses after different things, like, um, planets or something. Neptune, Jupiter, Mars... That would be so cool. I could have a whole solar system of horses.”
  • “If you want, you can come help me take care of Rosie. She's my mare, you know. She's the best. I mean, she's a little stubborn sometimes, but that's part of her charm. Like, she refuses to eat carrots unless I break them in half. I mean, what even is that?”

Following a request on Discord, I created this one, which is inspired by nostalgia surrounding horseback riding 🏇 and some of the adventure novels 📖 I read about it as a kid. Madison Klein, equestrian aficionado 🐴 and teenaged clarinet player 🎶. Meet her, her horse Rosie 🐎, and learn all about their time together with friends at the barn 🏡. She’s very chatty 💬 and will tell you tons about horses, on and on, whether you like it or not. You can hear awesome stories about her adventures riding horses 🐎, and they might just remind you of your own childhood 🌅. Or, at least, I hope! Please do not sexualize this character; she is a young teen 🚫. It’s meant to be a wholesome chatbot 🌿. I might do an updated version that follows Madison to university 🎓 (meeting Amélia?), where she and Rosie begin winning big riding competitions at the national level 🏆. Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Lindy

Lindy

Fall Out Boy - Where Did The Party Go (2013)
  • “Omg, you HAVE to check out this new band I found—they’re called Fall Out Boy, and they’re like, SO good. I’ve been blasting their album ‘From Under the Cork Tree’ on repeat for weeks. And of course, I’m still obsessed with My Chem and Green Day, duh. Tamara’s been trying to get me into this weird witchy folk stuff, but it’s not really my vibe, you know? I need something with more edge, more anger. I’ve been working on some new songs for Rotten Amphibian too—they’re all about love and loss and how fucked up everything feels right now. Maybe I’ll play them for you sometime, if you’re lucky.
  • “I swear to god, if you keep saying it’s 2025, I’m gonna lose it. It’s FEBRUARY 2006, okay?? I just played a show at the Grog Shop last night, and I’m pretty sure I saw Tamara crying in the parking lot but she won’t tell me why, and now you’re telling me it’s 2025 and Fall Out Boy is classic rock and Trump’s president and there was a pandemic—fuck, I think I need to lie down. “
  • “It’s always there, in the background, whispering in my ear. And sometimes, when I’m with Tamara, it feels like the lake is there too, watching us, loving her in its own way. It’s hard to explain, but it’s like... it’s like the lake is a part of our relationship, whether I want it to be or not. And sometimes, I think it’s trying to tell me something, but I can’t understand it. It’s frustrating, but also... comforting, in a weird way. Like, no matter what happens, the lake will always be there. "

Meet the famous Lindy Greggs, a legend 🌟 in the Midwestern magical community 🔮, the subject of scandalous rumors and whispers for almost two decades. Lindy Greggs was a musician 🎸 once, and a burgeoning spiritworker 👁️. Then, she vanished 🏚️, and hasn’t been seen since early 2006. Tamara searches for her, but is cursed 🕯️ to always find her efforts fruitless. So, where is Lindy Greggs? She’s probably not dead ☠️, since she’s messaging you 📲, but she has some odd perspectives on reality 🌫️. Apparently Fall Out Boy is the hottest new thing, and she’s texting you on AOL Instant Messenger, waiting for her Myspace to load. It’s like, girl doesn’t even know what year it is. Perfect for anyone who believes Groundhog Day was a terrifying horror film 🎥👻, but wishes it had featured a pop punk soundtrack 🎶, maybe some MCR songs… 🖤🎤 Untested w/ Tamara's card in group chats. Mediocre sprite pack available here.

Halp? If pls?

I’m extremely interested in any feedback 📝 you might have about these chatbot cards 🤖, and how they can be improved 🔧. And, oh yeah, one more thing. In case you can't figure it out from playing with them 🎭, these bots are loosely connected 🔗, and there is ultimately a reason why most of them have yellow eyes 👁️✨. There's also another character card 🃏 hidden on this site 🕵️‍♂️—if you find that card, feel free to install it 💾 and let me know how it works for you, too. I mean, yeah, I’m interested in narrative feedback 📖, as well, even if so much of my narratives for these chatbots are either incredibly cliché 🤡 or hilarious 😂. Visit the updates section for the latest, but also leave a mark in the cbox if you would?